1 00:00:02,036 --> 00:00:04,003 ? ? 2 00:00:18,953 --> 00:00:20,386 Hey, Bob. Hey, Linda. 3 00:00:20,387 --> 00:00:22,722 -[Bob and Linda] Hi, Teddy. -Good Lord, I'm hungry! 4 00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:25,191 I had to work through lunch to finish a drywall job. 5 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:26,392 I thought I was gonna die. 6 00:00:26,427 --> 00:00:28,227 Boy, do I need a burger right now. 7 00:00:28,329 --> 00:00:29,595 Uh, we ran out of burgers. 8 00:00:29,596 --> 00:00:31,031 -What?! -I'm just kidding. 9 00:00:31,032 --> 00:00:32,232 Don't do that to me, Bob! 10 00:00:32,299 --> 00:00:34,500 I'm hungry and fragile. [sighs] 11 00:00:34,501 --> 00:00:36,936 One Eggsit through the Swiss Shop Burger, please. 12 00:00:36,937 --> 00:00:38,070 Finally. Lunch. 13 00:00:38,139 --> 00:00:39,538 I mean, it's 4:30 already. 14 00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:41,541 It's almost an early dinner at this point. 15 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,075 But it's not, Linda. It's lunch. 16 00:00:43,076 --> 00:00:44,444 Dinner's a whole other meal 17 00:00:44,445 --> 00:00:46,246 that I'm definitely still having in two hours. 18 00:00:46,247 --> 00:00:47,247 Are we clear? 19 00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:48,381 -Yeah, yeah. Sure. -Crap. 20 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:50,115 Is it already 4:30? I'd better go. 21 00:00:50,116 --> 00:00:52,118 Today's the last day I can return the mini blowtorch, 22 00:00:52,119 --> 00:00:53,499 and the store closes at 6:00. 23 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:55,254 Aw. You had fun with that thing. 24 00:00:55,356 --> 00:00:56,555 And you never have fun. 25 00:00:56,657 --> 00:00:58,590 Yeah. But I can't justify the cost. 26 00:00:58,591 --> 00:01:00,360 Mostly because whenever I used it, 27 00:01:00,361 --> 00:01:03,095 no one seemed to notice or care. 28 00:01:03,164 --> 00:01:06,532 It kinda just tastes like what a normal "to-mah-to" tastes like. 29 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:08,333 -Sorry. -It's fine. 30 00:01:08,436 --> 00:01:10,502 I just... I used a blowtorch. 31 00:01:10,604 --> 00:01:12,137 Oh, my God. Why? 32 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:13,705 Forget it. I-I'm gonna go. 33 00:01:13,706 --> 00:01:15,542 Okay, I'll be back before the dinner rush. 34 00:01:15,543 --> 00:01:17,010 And hopefully the kids will be back soon 35 00:01:17,011 --> 00:01:18,377 from wherever they went. 36 00:01:18,378 --> 00:01:20,613 Eh, they said they were gonna work remotely from the pier 37 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:22,681 and send us a Zoom link, but I never got it. 38 00:01:22,682 --> 00:01:24,551 Lot of chitchat today, not a lot of cooking. 39 00:01:24,552 --> 00:01:26,051 Okay, okay. Geez. 40 00:01:26,052 --> 00:01:28,221 Hey, kids. Did you enjoy whatever you were doing 41 00:01:28,222 --> 00:01:30,156 while you were shirking your duties here? 42 00:01:30,157 --> 00:01:31,723 -Shirk did. -How dare you? 43 00:01:31,826 --> 00:01:33,025 I flush my doodies. 44 00:01:33,127 --> 00:01:34,177 I mean, sometimes. 45 00:01:34,195 --> 00:01:35,928 Yeah, not often. Bye. 46 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:37,497 -What were you kids doing? -[door shuts] 47 00:01:37,498 --> 00:01:39,632 We let Tina buy us stuff at the gumball machines 48 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:41,734 -on the boardwalk. -[mouth full] I got a giant gumball, 49 00:01:41,735 --> 00:01:44,269 and it's hurting my jaw quite a bit right now, 50 00:01:44,338 --> 00:01:46,672 but I'm not gonna quit and let the gumball win. 51 00:01:46,740 --> 00:01:48,507 Oh, never mind, I am. [spits] 52 00:01:48,508 --> 00:01:51,711 And I got this temporary tattoo of a turtle riding a skateboard. 53 00:01:51,712 --> 00:01:52,712 Oh, it's gone. 54 00:01:52,713 --> 00:01:54,033 That was really temporary. 55 00:01:54,081 --> 00:01:55,714 And Jimmy Jr. gave me this ring. 56 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:58,117 -Ooh. -I wouldn't say he gave it to you. 57 00:01:58,185 --> 00:02:00,655 I mean, he handed it to me and said something like... 58 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:03,322 Hold on to this, Tina, as a token of our connection, 59 00:02:03,390 --> 00:02:05,624 both emotional and physical. 60 00:02:05,726 --> 00:02:07,359 [breathes loudly] 61 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:08,495 Here. 62 00:02:08,496 --> 00:02:10,195 Uh, no, I'm pretty sure he said... 63 00:02:10,196 --> 00:02:11,865 Zeke and I are gonna go wrestle on the beach. 64 00:02:11,866 --> 00:02:14,200 Will you hold this for me and I'll come get it from you later? 65 00:02:14,201 --> 00:02:15,568 I don't want it to fall out of my pocket 66 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:17,769 like what happened with my Sacagawea coin. 67 00:02:17,770 --> 00:02:19,205 Sure, but if you read between the lines... 68 00:02:19,206 --> 00:02:20,607 How's that burger coming, Linda? 69 00:02:20,608 --> 00:02:23,042 No pressure, but my stomach's starting to eat itself. 70 00:02:23,043 --> 00:02:25,745 It's coming. Kids, can one of you give me a hand in here? 71 00:02:25,746 --> 00:02:27,316 On it. Better take this baby off. 72 00:02:27,317 --> 00:02:29,349 It's too gorgeous to be covered in burger grease. 73 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:31,717 Eh, that's what I used to think about myself, 74 00:02:31,785 --> 00:02:33,252 but here we are. 75 00:02:33,253 --> 00:02:35,088 Sorry I'm returning you, blowtorch. 76 00:02:35,089 --> 00:02:36,723 But we had some good times, right? 77 00:02:36,724 --> 00:02:39,325 [high-pitched] "Oh, don't pretend you care about me, Bob." 78 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:40,859 What? I totally care about you. 79 00:02:40,961 --> 00:02:43,595 You're great. You're-you're just too expensive. 80 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:45,297 I-It's not you. It's me. 81 00:02:45,366 --> 00:02:46,798 I'm... [sighs] I'm poor. 82 00:02:46,799 --> 00:02:48,801 "If I'm so great, how come you never gave me, 83 00:02:48,802 --> 00:02:50,135 like, a cool name?" 84 00:02:50,204 --> 00:02:52,404 A cool name? Uh, okay, fine. 85 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:54,606 Uh, what about... Flamez? 86 00:02:54,607 --> 00:02:55,742 With a "Z." 87 00:02:55,743 --> 00:02:57,373 "Oh, that's good. Can I tell that 88 00:02:57,411 --> 00:02:59,101 to the next person that buys me?" 89 00:02:59,102 --> 00:03:00,113 Sure, go ahead. 90 00:03:00,114 --> 00:03:02,014 "I hope they're hot. Like me." 91 00:03:02,082 --> 00:03:03,482 Ha. Classic Flamez. 92 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:05,384 "Yeah!" [laughs] 93 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:07,686 [elevator bell dings] 94 00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:09,054 Ooh, elevator. 95 00:03:09,156 --> 00:03:10,389 Don't mind if I do. 96 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:11,591 [employee] ...as much as you nag us. 97 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:14,126 [Hugo] I'm not nagging. I'm enforcing 98 00:03:14,127 --> 00:03:16,262 -safety protocol. Look, if I had... -Hugo? Oh, crap. 99 00:03:16,263 --> 00:03:19,232 -...fire ants, I'd invest in a tube of caulk. -Come on, come on, come on. 100 00:03:19,233 --> 00:03:20,500 [employee] You're a tube of caulk. 101 00:03:20,501 --> 00:03:21,801 [Hugo] I'm a tube of justice. 102 00:03:21,802 --> 00:03:22,702 Damn it. 103 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:24,903 Ugh. Bob. 104 00:03:24,972 --> 00:03:28,140 Hugo, I see you're busy aggravating people. 105 00:03:28,209 --> 00:03:30,209 Oh, and I see you're walking around, 106 00:03:30,311 --> 00:03:31,843 looking like a dumb slob, 107 00:03:31,844 --> 00:03:33,880 carrying a bag of something stupid, I'm guessing. 108 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:35,847 Well, this has been wonderful, 109 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:37,549 but I will now bid you 110 00:03:37,618 --> 00:03:39,651 -a hateful farewell- -[gasps] 111 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:40,770 Why did we stop? 112 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:41,871 I don't know. 113 00:03:41,956 --> 00:03:43,488 Oh. Oh, no. 114 00:03:43,489 --> 00:03:45,391 -Uh, this isn't good. -[intercom beeps] 115 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:46,825 Hello? Is anyone there? 116 00:03:46,826 --> 00:03:48,294 [repairman] New phone. Who dis? 117 00:03:48,295 --> 00:03:50,062 Um, I w... I'm in- 118 00:03:50,164 --> 00:03:51,697 [laughs] Just kidding. 119 00:03:51,698 --> 00:03:53,766 Wh-What's the problem? My system's telling me 120 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:56,101 you're at the mall. A-Are you stuck? 121 00:03:56,170 --> 00:03:57,970 -Uh, yeah, we are. -Makes sense. 122 00:03:58,038 --> 00:04:00,906 No one calls me to say how well the elevator's working. 123 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,675 But don't worry, I'll send someone 124 00:04:02,676 --> 00:04:04,543 and we'll get you moving in no time. 125 00:04:04,612 --> 00:04:05,744 Okay, great. 126 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:07,547 I-I don't know why I said "no time." 127 00:04:07,548 --> 00:04:09,548 Sometimes it takes a long time. 128 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:11,383 -Oh. -How many souls in there? 129 00:04:11,452 --> 00:04:12,784 Two. If you count Bob. 130 00:04:12,785 --> 00:04:13,853 "Souls"? 131 00:04:13,854 --> 00:04:15,087 It's airline talk. 132 00:04:15,155 --> 00:04:17,923 And elevators are like the airplanes of malls. 133 00:04:17,992 --> 00:04:20,125 Anyway, since there's two of you 134 00:04:20,194 --> 00:04:21,760 and you seem to know each other, 135 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:23,296 you can keep each other company 136 00:04:23,297 --> 00:04:25,497 during this potentially very long wait. 137 00:04:25,566 --> 00:04:26,836 [Hugo and Bob] Oh, my God. 138 00:04:27,858 --> 00:04:31,454 Ugh, I really wish I had taken the escalator. 139 00:04:31,455 --> 00:04:33,288 Ha. Bob on an escalator. 140 00:04:33,357 --> 00:04:35,657 I literally can't think of a funnier image. 141 00:04:35,658 --> 00:04:37,260 What? What-what does that mean? 142 00:04:37,261 --> 00:04:39,294 You, traveling at a 45-degree angle? 143 00:04:39,295 --> 00:04:40,396 I mean, come on. 144 00:04:40,397 --> 00:04:41,364 This is a nightmare. 145 00:04:41,365 --> 00:04:43,131 Oh, tell me about it, Bob! 146 00:04:43,233 --> 00:04:44,533 Have you smelled you? 147 00:04:44,601 --> 00:04:47,102 At least when Ron and I inspect your restaurant, 148 00:04:47,171 --> 00:04:49,504 the bad food odor covers up your B.O. 149 00:04:49,606 --> 00:04:51,173 Where is Ron? Did he quit? 150 00:04:51,275 --> 00:04:53,475 No. He's taking a personal day. 151 00:04:53,476 --> 00:04:55,178 He said he has appointments and errands. 152 00:04:55,179 --> 00:04:56,546 Oh. Is one of his appointments 153 00:04:56,547 --> 00:04:59,114 with Dr. I Hate the Guy I Work With? 154 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:00,382 How dare you? 155 00:05:00,484 --> 00:05:01,917 I am Ron's mentor, 156 00:05:01,986 --> 00:05:04,386 as I have told him many, many times. 157 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:06,356 [repairman] Hey. How's it going in there? 158 00:05:06,357 --> 00:05:07,422 So, so great. 159 00:05:07,491 --> 00:05:09,591 Um, is there an ETA on the repairperson? 160 00:05:09,592 --> 00:05:11,060 I'm just hoping this doesn't take too long 161 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:12,461 for so many reasons. 162 00:05:12,462 --> 00:05:14,931 Also, I have to return something before the place closes. 163 00:05:14,932 --> 00:05:16,365 "Ooh, I'm Bob. 164 00:05:16,433 --> 00:05:18,166 I'm returning something." 165 00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:19,968 I have to get to places, too, Bob. 166 00:05:19,969 --> 00:05:21,037 I need a new tie. 167 00:05:21,038 --> 00:05:22,704 Oh, does Baby Gap sell ties? 168 00:05:22,773 --> 00:05:24,539 You son of a bitch. 169 00:05:24,540 --> 00:05:26,042 Just please tell your repairperson 170 00:05:26,043 --> 00:05:28,644 that this is an especially bad stuck elevator situation 171 00:05:28,645 --> 00:05:30,113 because the man I'm stuck with 172 00:05:30,114 --> 00:05:31,714 is the most annoying person in the world. 173 00:05:31,715 --> 00:05:35,017 And please also tell them that Bob's restaurant is disgusting! 174 00:05:35,119 --> 00:05:36,518 I'll put it in the notes. 175 00:05:36,620 --> 00:05:37,819 [Teddy] Mmm. 176 00:05:37,921 --> 00:05:39,121 Oh. 177 00:05:39,223 --> 00:05:40,622 It's in me. I'm whole again. 178 00:05:40,623 --> 00:05:42,992 Boy, I feel like I blacked out there for a little bit. 179 00:05:42,993 --> 00:05:44,560 Yeah, you were shoving it in so fast, 180 00:05:44,561 --> 00:05:46,029 it was like the burger police were coming 181 00:05:46,030 --> 00:05:47,497 and you had to destroy the evidence. 182 00:05:47,498 --> 00:05:50,099 At one point, it sounded like you were speaking in tongues. 183 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:51,600 Leave Teddy alone, kids. 184 00:05:51,668 --> 00:05:53,769 So he eats like a wild hog. He was hungry. 185 00:05:53,837 --> 00:05:55,771 Excuse me while I bus my way back 186 00:05:55,839 --> 00:05:58,040 to that meaningful purple monster ring. 187 00:05:58,041 --> 00:05:59,776 Tina's gone Gollum with that thing. 188 00:05:59,777 --> 00:06:01,711 I've never gotten all the way through the movie. 189 00:06:01,712 --> 00:06:03,812 Does Gollum turn back into a real boy? 190 00:06:03,813 --> 00:06:04,881 I don't know. 191 00:06:04,882 --> 00:06:05,981 Where's my ring?! 192 00:06:05,982 --> 00:06:07,483 It-It's not where I left it! Where is it?! 193 00:06:07,484 --> 00:06:08,884 Did you look on the floor? 194 00:06:08,885 --> 00:06:10,653 Of course I looked on the freakin' floor, woman! 195 00:06:10,654 --> 00:06:13,121 -Tina! -Now she's full-blown Gollum. 196 00:06:13,190 --> 00:06:15,480 [straining] I'm gonna try and lift the grill. 197 00:06:15,481 --> 00:06:17,293 -Tina, no. -[grunts] Ow, that's hot. 198 00:06:17,294 --> 00:06:18,927 People are pointing, Bob. 199 00:06:18,996 --> 00:06:23,265 They're pointing at us and laughing. 200 00:06:23,333 --> 00:06:25,100 Oh. Okay, those guys are. 201 00:06:25,101 --> 00:06:27,336 Wait, those are the food court guys. [gasps] 202 00:06:27,337 --> 00:06:29,004 -I bet they did this. -What? 203 00:06:29,073 --> 00:06:30,123 It all makes sense. 204 00:06:30,174 --> 00:06:31,373 This is no accident. 205 00:06:31,442 --> 00:06:33,442 This is retaliation against me! 206 00:06:33,544 --> 00:06:34,709 That's ridiculous. 207 00:06:34,778 --> 00:06:37,368 They always say I'm too nitpicky with my citations. 208 00:06:37,414 --> 00:06:38,613 -Yeah, you are. -Bah! 209 00:06:38,715 --> 00:06:40,115 "Bah"? What's "bah"? 210 00:06:40,116 --> 00:06:42,285 Like "bah, you don't know what you're talking about!" 211 00:06:42,286 --> 00:06:43,986 O-Okay. Even if they wanted to get- 212 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:45,154 Buh-buh-buh! What? Spit it out! 213 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:46,322 Do you want me to say what I'm gonna say? 214 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:47,890 -Not really. -Okay, fine, I won't. 215 00:06:47,891 --> 00:06:49,058 -Good! -Then we won't talk. 216 00:06:49,059 --> 00:06:50,993 Let's just sit here with your mouth shut! 217 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:52,594 Mm-hmm. 218 00:06:52,595 --> 00:06:54,363 Okay, fine, say your stupid thought. 219 00:06:54,364 --> 00:06:57,399 [sighs] Even if they wanted to get revenge on you, 220 00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:59,302 you think they'd know how to stop an elevator? 221 00:06:59,303 --> 00:07:02,237 Maybe the elevator repairman is in on it! 222 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:04,149 Hugo, not everyone is out to get you. 223 00:07:04,150 --> 00:07:05,508 You're just being paranoid. 224 00:07:05,509 --> 00:07:07,809 Paranoid? Or para-smart? 225 00:07:07,810 --> 00:07:09,479 I mean, if I'm being honest, Hugo, 226 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:11,380 I've definitely thought about getting revenge on you. 227 00:07:11,381 --> 00:07:13,348 I just don't know where quicksand is. 228 00:07:13,417 --> 00:07:16,618 Well, I have taken quicksand and thick mud survival training, 229 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:18,320 so I would be fine! 230 00:07:18,388 --> 00:07:21,189 Aah! Jimmy Jr. trusted me with his purple monster ring 231 00:07:21,190 --> 00:07:22,859 because I seem like a trustworthy person, 232 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:24,527 but then I lost it almost immediately! 233 00:07:24,528 --> 00:07:26,027 Who's the monster now, huh?! 234 00:07:26,096 --> 00:07:27,696 Who's the monster now?! 235 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:29,465 Calm down, honey. You're freaking out. 236 00:07:29,466 --> 00:07:30,700 Let's retrace your steps. 237 00:07:30,701 --> 00:07:32,668 Or just trace our hands? Make turkeys? 238 00:07:32,669 --> 00:07:35,670 Okay, okay. I took off the ring and I put it here, 239 00:07:35,671 --> 00:07:37,874 and then Mom said, "Can you put this egg on top of the burger 240 00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:40,109 and walk it out to Teddy while I fart near the back door?" 241 00:07:40,110 --> 00:07:42,277 -Classy. -So I put the egg on the burger, 242 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:43,879 then I brought it out to Teddy. 243 00:07:43,947 --> 00:07:46,281 I gave him the burger and then he ate it. 244 00:07:46,350 --> 00:07:48,717 -Oh, my God, did the ring end up under the egg? 245 00:07:48,819 --> 00:07:50,919 -Did Teddy eat the ring?! -What?! 246 00:07:51,021 --> 00:07:52,087 No... 247 00:07:52,088 --> 00:07:53,856 Teddy would know if he ate that thing. 248 00:07:53,857 --> 00:07:55,524 -It was huge. -I don't know, Mom. 249 00:07:55,525 --> 00:07:57,260 This is Teddy we're talking about. 250 00:07:57,261 --> 00:07:59,629 -Yeah, remember when he ate that scrunchie? -Right. 251 00:07:59,630 --> 00:08:01,531 -And when he ate one of his earbuds? -Oh, yeah. 252 00:08:01,532 --> 00:08:02,597 And the other earbud. 253 00:08:02,666 --> 00:08:04,366 I mean, stuff gets near the plate 254 00:08:04,468 --> 00:08:05,834 and I just get confused! 255 00:08:05,903 --> 00:08:08,103 So I guess it's possible I ate the ring. 256 00:08:08,205 --> 00:08:09,571 Oh, Teddy. 257 00:08:09,673 --> 00:08:11,473 No...! 258 00:08:11,542 --> 00:08:13,575 What are you guys up to? 259 00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:15,178 [Bob] Huh. Interesting. They're leaving 260 00:08:15,179 --> 00:08:17,045 and you're wrong about everything. 261 00:08:17,046 --> 00:08:18,347 Of course they're leaving, 262 00:08:18,348 --> 00:08:19,949 because they're on to their next move. 263 00:08:19,950 --> 00:08:21,516 Time to pull some strings. 264 00:08:21,517 --> 00:08:24,120 I know someone at the Department of Community Affairs. 265 00:08:24,121 --> 00:08:26,656 They have jurisdiction over elevator maintenance. 266 00:08:26,657 --> 00:08:28,657 If our friendly "repairman" 267 00:08:28,725 --> 00:08:30,792 is working with the food court people, 268 00:08:30,861 --> 00:08:32,727 this guy will be able to help us. 269 00:08:32,829 --> 00:08:34,095 [buzzing] 270 00:08:34,096 --> 00:08:35,164 [groans] 271 00:08:35,165 --> 00:08:36,265 Okay, he's not picking up. 272 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:38,000 Well, looks like I'll have to interrupt 273 00:08:38,001 --> 00:08:39,467 one of Ron's appointments. 274 00:08:39,570 --> 00:08:40,620 ? Da-da-da ? 275 00:08:40,637 --> 00:08:42,337 ? On a bicycle built for Ron. ? 276 00:08:42,406 --> 00:08:43,471 On your left. 277 00:08:43,472 --> 00:08:44,674 -Damn it! -[repairman] Hello? 278 00:08:44,675 --> 00:08:46,441 Oh. Uh, yes. Hi. Hello. 279 00:08:46,510 --> 00:08:48,043 Uh, good news and bad news. 280 00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:50,478 -Okay. -I got this, Bob. What is the news? 281 00:08:50,547 --> 00:08:52,714 Good news is, turns out it's just a fuse. 282 00:08:52,715 --> 00:08:54,617 Took him a little while to figure it out. 283 00:08:54,618 --> 00:08:57,353 These things can be a little "con-fuse-ing." [chuckles] 284 00:08:57,354 --> 00:08:59,955 Yeah, that's funny. Um, wh-what's the bad news? 285 00:09:00,023 --> 00:09:03,191 The bad news is, my guy doesn't have the fuse that he needs. 286 00:09:03,260 --> 00:09:06,728 But I've got one here and I'm gonna drive it over myself. 287 00:09:06,830 --> 00:09:08,363 I should be there in 20 minutes. 288 00:09:08,432 --> 00:09:09,798 Or a bit more. 289 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:12,268 Depending on how long it takes me to find my keys. 290 00:09:12,269 --> 00:09:13,401 Oh, there they are. 291 00:09:13,503 --> 00:09:15,470 Nope, that's my iPod Nano. 292 00:09:15,471 --> 00:09:17,974 Oh, no. Couldn't your guy just lower a ladder down 293 00:09:17,975 --> 00:09:19,242 through the trap door on the ceiling 294 00:09:19,243 --> 00:09:21,543 -and then we could climb out? -Okay, 295 00:09:21,612 --> 00:09:23,245 you've seen too many movies. 296 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:25,347 Let me guess. You want us to grab you 297 00:09:25,415 --> 00:09:27,949 from the top of the elevator and pull you to safety 298 00:09:27,950 --> 00:09:30,486 right before it drops to the ground and explodes? 299 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:32,621 -Uh, that's not- -And then you ride off 300 00:09:32,689 --> 00:09:35,223 spooning Keanu Reeves on the back of a motorcycle. 301 00:09:35,224 --> 00:09:37,126 -What-what movie is that? -Listen, 302 00:09:37,127 --> 00:09:39,662 there's way more liability if we try to extract you 303 00:09:39,663 --> 00:09:41,696 than if you just wait safely in the car 304 00:09:41,798 --> 00:09:43,178 until the elevator is fixed. 305 00:09:43,233 --> 00:09:44,799 -Yeah, Bob. -[sighs] 306 00:09:44,901 --> 00:09:47,269 Repairman out. See you souls soon. 307 00:09:47,371 --> 00:09:48,703 -[intercom clicks] -Huh. 308 00:09:48,704 --> 00:09:51,040 The food court people that hate you came back 309 00:09:51,041 --> 00:09:53,842 and now they're carrying a box and a crowbar. 310 00:09:53,944 --> 00:09:55,844 [Hugo] Crowbar. Probably to pry 311 00:09:55,946 --> 00:09:57,279 the doors open above us. 312 00:09:57,347 --> 00:10:00,248 -Uh... -The box is probably a weapon box. 313 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:01,850 Full of weapons. 314 00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:03,786 Why are they looking up here so much? 315 00:10:03,787 --> 00:10:06,621 Probably deciding which weapon to use on which person. 316 00:10:06,723 --> 00:10:08,356 -Oh, my God. -"Oh, my God, 317 00:10:08,357 --> 00:10:11,360 Hugo's right about everything and I'm Bob and I'm an idiot"? 318 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:12,728 Is that what you're trying to say? 319 00:10:12,729 --> 00:10:14,630 Ugh, now I have to be trapped in an elevator with you 320 00:10:14,631 --> 00:10:16,681 while people are doing a revenge on you? 321 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:19,650 -Well, I'm gonna eat the rest of my tuna fish sandwich. -No! 322 00:10:19,896 --> 00:10:23,639 Maybe there's a perfectly normal reason 323 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:26,107 the food court guys have a box and a crowbar? 324 00:10:26,108 --> 00:10:27,910 Maybe it's one of their birthdays 325 00:10:27,911 --> 00:10:30,879 and they just got a really bad pi�ata? 326 00:10:30,981 --> 00:10:32,031 Oh, you're so naive. 327 00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:33,649 You wouldn't know a plot to destroy you 328 00:10:33,650 --> 00:10:35,918 if someone spelled it out on your greasy face. 329 00:10:35,919 --> 00:10:37,620 Well, that's the great thing about living a life 330 00:10:37,621 --> 00:10:39,155 where I don't make everyone mad. 331 00:10:39,156 --> 00:10:41,324 I don't have to worry about plots to destroy me. 332 00:10:41,325 --> 00:10:42,657 -Bah! -Oh, no. 333 00:10:42,759 --> 00:10:44,092 Where are they going? 334 00:10:45,295 --> 00:10:46,995 That was such a sneaky walk. 335 00:10:47,064 --> 00:10:48,496 -They slunk. -They did. 336 00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:49,664 Oh, my God, we're dead. 337 00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:52,167 Dear Lord, please let them kill Bob first. 338 00:10:52,168 --> 00:10:53,269 Amen. 339 00:10:53,270 --> 00:10:55,970 So, Teddy, I need you to understand, 340 00:10:56,073 --> 00:10:58,073 the stakes have never been higher 341 00:10:58,074 --> 00:11:00,776 for you to poop something out as quickly as possible. 342 00:11:00,777 --> 00:11:02,445 Jimmy Jr. could come get his ring any minute. 343 00:11:02,446 --> 00:11:04,579 I mean, I also just feel like it's not good 344 00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:06,449 to have one of those rings inside me. 345 00:11:06,450 --> 00:11:09,218 What if it's toxic or it gets stuck in my colon forever? 346 00:11:09,219 --> 00:11:10,453 Yeah, sure, all that stuff, too. 347 00:11:10,454 --> 00:11:12,521 Geez, it's been, like, five cups of coffee. 348 00:11:12,522 --> 00:11:14,055 -Still nothing? -Not yet. 349 00:11:14,056 --> 00:11:15,891 Kids, stop trying to make Teddy poop. 350 00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:18,626 People's bodies aren't a Play-Doh Fun Factory. 351 00:11:18,627 --> 00:11:20,730 It's okay, Linda. I wanted to have a ton of coffee. 352 00:11:20,731 --> 00:11:22,598 Can you see my heart beating through my shirt? 353 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:23,965 Just leave him alone, kids. 354 00:11:23,966 --> 00:11:25,067 Sure. Sure. Got it, Mom. 355 00:11:25,068 --> 00:11:26,268 We'll-we'll leave him alone. 356 00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:27,503 Yeah, we're not gonna leave him alone. 357 00:11:27,504 --> 00:11:28,771 I-I think we need to step it up. 358 00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:30,740 What's that stuff Dad drank when he was constipated? 359 00:11:30,741 --> 00:11:32,273 Ugh, not just Dad. 360 00:11:32,342 --> 00:11:34,092 I've also had to drink the poo brew. 361 00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:36,111 That stuff's gross, but it works. 362 00:11:36,179 --> 00:11:38,079 What's it called? Something mag- 363 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:39,482 Magnesium citrate. I think there's still some 364 00:11:39,483 --> 00:11:40,449 upstairs in the medicine cabinet. 365 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:41,716 Whatever it takes. 366 00:11:41,717 --> 00:11:44,019 Don't judge me if other weird stuff comes out, too, 367 00:11:44,020 --> 00:11:46,021 -okay, kids? -Oh, we expect nothing less. 368 00:11:46,022 --> 00:11:48,391 It'll be like in Jaws when they cut open the shark. 369 00:11:48,392 --> 00:11:50,125 I'll be right back. Cover me. 370 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:51,994 Okay, so I'm gonna go upstairs for a minute to, um, 371 00:11:51,995 --> 00:11:53,094 change my barrette. 372 00:11:53,095 --> 00:11:54,764 I-I-I'm not really feeling this one. 373 00:11:54,765 --> 00:11:56,131 Oh, thank God! 374 00:11:56,233 --> 00:11:57,283 Finally! 375 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:58,566 Okay. 376 00:11:58,567 --> 00:11:59,935 Do you guys really not like this barrette? 377 00:11:59,936 --> 00:12:01,070 It's fine, Tina, just go. 378 00:12:01,071 --> 00:12:02,170 Right, right. 379 00:12:02,272 --> 00:12:03,542 [sighs] Where are they? 380 00:12:03,573 --> 00:12:05,907 I miss how it was when we could see them. 381 00:12:05,908 --> 00:12:07,910 Hugo, I hope you're thinking about how much this is 382 00:12:07,911 --> 00:12:09,378 your fault and how awful you are. 383 00:12:09,379 --> 00:12:10,612 This is not my fault. 384 00:12:10,714 --> 00:12:12,080 I'm just doing my job. 385 00:12:12,182 --> 00:12:13,562 I'm not the reason they have 386 00:12:13,563 --> 00:12:15,584 fire ants crawling all over their customers. 387 00:12:15,585 --> 00:12:17,335 It's not my fault their can opener 388 00:12:17,336 --> 00:12:19,321 didn't meet national food safety standards 389 00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:20,722 and I had to impound it. 390 00:12:20,791 --> 00:12:22,657 You impounded a can opener? 391 00:12:22,759 --> 00:12:25,193 Big-time. As you should know, Bob, 392 00:12:25,194 --> 00:12:27,296 when can openers aren't cleaned properly, 393 00:12:27,297 --> 00:12:29,498 they harbor and spread dangerous bacteria. 394 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,633 So, yeah, I'll impound the hell out of 'em. 395 00:12:31,701 --> 00:12:33,631 The food service industry is a jungle. 396 00:12:33,637 --> 00:12:36,638 So us food inspectors, we're basically like Tarzan. 397 00:12:36,706 --> 00:12:37,972 -What?! -Tarzan, Bob. 398 00:12:37,973 --> 00:12:39,041 Read a book. 399 00:12:39,042 --> 00:12:40,442 Tarzan loved the jungle. 400 00:12:40,443 --> 00:12:41,811 He wanted to live in the wild. 401 00:12:41,812 --> 00:12:43,211 He kept it clean! 402 00:12:43,212 --> 00:12:45,314 [sighs] I'm gonna blowtorch through the glass. 403 00:12:45,315 --> 00:12:46,348 -[thump] -What was that? 404 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:48,149 Uh, hopefully the repair guy? 405 00:12:48,251 --> 00:12:49,951 Hello? Hello?! 406 00:12:50,053 --> 00:12:51,753 When people are revenger-ing, 407 00:12:51,822 --> 00:12:53,154 they don't say hello. 408 00:12:53,223 --> 00:12:55,857 They either say nothing or they say "Revenge time." 409 00:12:55,926 --> 00:12:57,759 Who ever says "revenge time"? 410 00:12:57,861 --> 00:12:59,260 Revengers. 411 00:12:59,329 --> 00:13:01,162 [Linda] Kids, I told you, 412 00:13:01,264 --> 00:13:02,697 leave Teddy alone. 413 00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:04,633 Here's a BM you should be interested in- 414 00:13:04,634 --> 00:13:05,767 bussing m'tables. 415 00:13:05,768 --> 00:13:07,636 Nah, this is more rewarding, but thank you. 416 00:13:07,637 --> 00:13:09,038 -[phone ringing] -Tina, get the phone. 417 00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:10,905 Uh, okay. 418 00:13:10,906 --> 00:13:12,007 Bob's Burgers. 419 00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:12,975 -Hi, Tina. -Aah! 420 00:13:12,976 --> 00:13:14,642 Uh, I mean hi, Jimmy Jr.! 421 00:13:14,744 --> 00:13:16,010 Why did you go "Aah"? 422 00:13:16,079 --> 00:13:17,645 No reason. Uh, what's up, buddy? 423 00:13:17,646 --> 00:13:19,448 I was just calling to see if you were around 424 00:13:19,449 --> 00:13:21,383 so I could come pick up my rubber monster ring. 425 00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:23,853 I would have texted you, but, as I'm sure you're aware, 426 00:13:23,854 --> 00:13:25,174 you don't have a cell phone. 427 00:13:25,188 --> 00:13:26,454 Uh-huh, uh-huh. 428 00:13:26,455 --> 00:13:28,090 Did you know I collect those monster rings? 429 00:13:28,091 --> 00:13:29,758 -What? -Yeah, since I was little. 430 00:13:29,759 --> 00:13:31,159 Finally got the purple one. 431 00:13:31,261 --> 00:13:32,694 Kind of a dream come true. 432 00:13:32,695 --> 00:13:34,463 Thanks again for keeping it safe for me. 433 00:13:34,464 --> 00:13:36,197 Uh, yep, yep, super safe. 434 00:13:36,266 --> 00:13:38,399 -Okay, see you soon. -Okay, bye! 435 00:13:38,468 --> 00:13:39,567 That was Jimmy Jr. 436 00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:41,003 He's on his way to get his ring. 437 00:13:41,004 --> 00:13:42,137 And it's the special purple one 438 00:13:42,138 --> 00:13:43,439 that's gonna complete his collection! 439 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:45,508 Oh, God, please let the magnesium stuff work. 440 00:13:45,509 --> 00:13:48,209 What? You gave Teddy magnesium stuff? 441 00:13:48,210 --> 00:13:49,912 This is an emergency situation, Mom! 442 00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:51,313 It's not the time to have an ethics debate 443 00:13:51,314 --> 00:13:52,781 about whether or not it's okay to force someone 444 00:13:52,782 --> 00:13:53,916 to drink medicine so they'll poop out 445 00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,684 a purple rubber monster ring, okay?! 446 00:13:55,685 --> 00:13:57,619 Tina Ruth Belcher. 447 00:13:57,620 --> 00:13:59,255 [Teddy] I wasn't forced to drink it, Linda. 448 00:13:59,256 --> 00:14:00,422 I want this thing out of me. 449 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:01,473 I want my body back. 450 00:14:01,525 --> 00:14:03,025 Use that energy. Poop that ring. 451 00:14:03,026 --> 00:14:04,193 We believe in you, Teddy. 452 00:14:04,194 --> 00:14:06,060 Poop like no one's listening! 453 00:14:06,162 --> 00:14:08,329 Hi. Anything else for you? 454 00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:09,764 Just the check. 455 00:14:09,833 --> 00:14:12,133 -[thumping] -Hello up there?! 456 00:14:12,134 --> 00:14:13,702 [whispers] Should we call the police? 457 00:14:13,703 --> 00:14:15,370 I don't know. It might be too late. 458 00:14:15,371 --> 00:14:17,606 Oh, God. Should we just try and get out of here? 459 00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:19,408 -Uh, through the hatch? -And then what? 460 00:14:19,409 --> 00:14:21,509 We, uh, fight whoever's up there. 461 00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:22,691 On top of the elevator. 462 00:14:22,692 --> 00:14:23,779 That's a terrible plan. 463 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,014 How would we even get up there? 464 00:14:25,015 --> 00:14:27,048 Um... one of us gets on all fours 465 00:14:27,049 --> 00:14:28,517 and the other stands on their back? 466 00:14:28,518 --> 00:14:29,952 And since they're mad at you, 467 00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:31,921 I feel like you should be the one to fight them. 468 00:14:31,922 --> 00:14:33,722 I will explain to them why they're in the wrong. 469 00:14:33,723 --> 00:14:34,857 Yeah. They'll like that. 470 00:14:34,858 --> 00:14:36,958 Okay, climb up. [groaning] 471 00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:40,929 -Can't... quite... reach it. -[groaning] Ugh, Hugo. 472 00:14:40,997 --> 00:14:43,565 One inch away. [grunting] 473 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:44,832 [sighs] Crap. 474 00:14:44,935 --> 00:14:46,134 Let's switch. 475 00:14:46,202 --> 00:14:47,702 Oh, there's a lot of you. 476 00:14:49,339 --> 00:14:50,872 What the? Fire ant! 477 00:14:50,873 --> 00:14:52,041 Aah! Get off! Get off! 478 00:14:52,042 --> 00:14:53,641 What? Don't shake it down on me! 479 00:14:53,710 --> 00:14:55,109 Sorry! Uh, another one! 480 00:14:55,110 --> 00:14:57,046 Sorry, I shook that one down on you, too! 481 00:14:57,047 --> 00:14:58,446 Aah! It bit me! It hurts! 482 00:14:58,515 --> 00:15:01,115 -Ow! Ow! -I think one just went down my shirt! 483 00:15:01,217 --> 00:15:02,350 Aah! My nipple! 484 00:15:02,452 --> 00:15:04,953 Ow! Vengeance is upon us! 485 00:15:05,232 --> 00:15:10,209 -Ow! Another one got me! -Ow! One bit me on my bald spot. 486 00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:11,350 Ugh, I want to get down! 487 00:15:11,351 --> 00:15:13,279 No! You got to get up there and fight them. 488 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,970 It's our only chance of survival. 489 00:15:14,971 --> 00:15:16,715 Did I mention I'm not great at fighting? 490 00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:19,150 Oh, wow! That's so hard to believe! 491 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:21,085 -Go! -[sighs] Fine. 492 00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:23,722 -[employees] Aah! -And there you are. 493 00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:24,957 [straining] Okay, this is the part 494 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:26,824 where I pull myself up and fight you. 495 00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:29,260 But that's seeming hard. 496 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:30,561 Am I doing it? 497 00:15:30,562 --> 00:15:32,431 This is bad. You said we wouldn't get caught. 498 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:33,765 Hey, hey, hey. We won't. 499 00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:35,393 There's no cameras around here. 500 00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:36,701 Nobody saw us. 501 00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:37,770 Except this guy. 502 00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:39,004 But you'll be cool, right? 503 00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:40,271 -No. -Aw, man. 504 00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,240 Bob, are you fighting them yet? 505 00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:43,542 [grunts] Can you be better at it? 506 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:44,593 Hold on! 507 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,444 Please don't pour fire ants on us. 508 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:47,612 Especially on me. 509 00:15:47,681 --> 00:15:48,880 Because I'm innocent. 510 00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:51,016 I mean, can't we just forget the whole thing? 511 00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:53,547 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. It is way too late for that. 512 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:54,852 Plus, he deserves it. 513 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,822 Every inspection, all those ticky-tack citations. 514 00:15:57,823 --> 00:15:59,458 And then blaming us for the ants. 515 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,492 Those are not our fault! 516 00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:02,226 That is a mall management issue. 517 00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,595 That guy has made our life hell. 518 00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:07,365 So now we fight fire with fire ants. 519 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,033 Mm-hmm. Poetic justice. 520 00:16:09,034 --> 00:16:10,903 We've been collecting them to dump in his car. 521 00:16:10,904 --> 00:16:12,303 And then the elevator broke. 522 00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:15,173 I mean, it was an opportunity we could not pass up. 523 00:16:15,174 --> 00:16:17,710 But I'm in here, too, and I didn't do anything to you. 524 00:16:17,711 --> 00:16:19,243 Also, I'm like you. 525 00:16:19,244 --> 00:16:20,479 I'm a restaurant person. 526 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,613 So you're gonna fire-ant one of your own. 527 00:16:22,614 --> 00:16:24,316 All right, well, uh, how-how about this? 528 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,818 We'll pull you out and then revenge back on. 529 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:28,186 Here, grab my arm. 530 00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:29,687 [Hugo] Bob! What the hell? 531 00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:31,857 Why haven't I heard the cries of our enemies yet? 532 00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:34,225 [straining] 533 00:16:34,580 --> 00:16:37,963 Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 534 00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:40,632 -[grunts] I can't do this. -'Cause you're not strong enough? 535 00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:43,735 No. I mean yes, but just let me go. 536 00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,169 -Aah! -[Hugo] Ow! 537 00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:47,472 It's like having a hairy piano fall on me! 538 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,140 Look, food court people, 539 00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:52,243 I just want to say, Hugo also comes to my restaurant 540 00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:53,778 and makes my life miserable. 541 00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:55,513 -Hey! -'Cause he's horrible 542 00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:57,548 -and annoying and petty. -[grumbles] 543 00:16:57,617 --> 00:17:00,084 And just the sight of his squished little face 544 00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,853 -makes me so mad. -Bob! 545 00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:03,554 But as obnoxious as he is, 546 00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:05,123 we do kinda need him. 547 00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:07,892 I mean, all the rules and regulations crap he does 548 00:17:07,961 --> 00:17:10,862 keeps customers safe, which is good, right? 549 00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:14,065 So we can hate him and want to dump fire ants on him 550 00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:15,167 while he's trapped in an elevator, 551 00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:17,168 but we shouldn't actually do it 552 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,837 because, you know, then we become the bad guys. 553 00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:21,706 Tell them about how I'm Tarzan. 554 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:22,941 [sighs] I'm not gonna do that. 555 00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:24,709 So do what you have to do, but- 556 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:27,246 I can't believe I'm saying this- I'd rather be in here 557 00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:29,881 with Hugo getting fire ants poured on me 558 00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:33,451 than up there with you doing the fire ant pouring. 559 00:17:33,452 --> 00:17:35,387 Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go 560 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,855 cower in this corner over here. 561 00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:38,022 Uh, me, too. 562 00:17:38,023 --> 00:17:40,492 Why aren't they saying anything? 563 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:41,893 I don't know. I'm so scared. 564 00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:43,831 I'm gonna tuck my pants into my socks. 565 00:17:43,832 --> 00:17:45,731 Oh. 566 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,098 -They closed the- -Aah! 567 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,033 -Aah! -Aah! 568 00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:50,835 -Oh, my God. -Aah! 569 00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:52,371 -[elevator bell dings] -Hey, look at you. 570 00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:54,572 I knew you two would end up friends. 571 00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:56,207 Oops, look out. 572 00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:57,709 There's a fire ant. [grunts] 573 00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:58,760 That was close. 574 00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:00,411 Those things bite, you know. 575 00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:01,880 -[Tina] Anything?! -[Teddy] Nothing! 576 00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:04,049 Nothing's coming out! I-I'm sorry, Tina! 577 00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:06,250 I'm so sorry! I failed you! Forgive me. 578 00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:08,120 How come that magnesium stuff isn't working on you?! 579 00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:09,655 Are you some sort of superhuman?! 580 00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:11,189 It's not the best superpower. 581 00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:13,058 Aah! Jimmy Jr.'s gonna be here any minute, 582 00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:14,259 -and we don't have the- -Hey, guys. 583 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,961 -Hey, Jimmy J. How's it going? -[door shuts] 584 00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:17,028 You good? You well? 585 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:18,529 Uh... yeah. 586 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:19,931 Good. Great. Good, good. 587 00:18:20,033 --> 00:18:21,866 So, do you have my ring handy? 588 00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,534 Yep. Uh-huh. It's so handy. 589 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:24,936 Uh, but, like, right now? 590 00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:26,938 Or did you mean, um, later? 591 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,641 Well, now's good 'cause I just talked to you on the phone 592 00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:32,110 and I said I was coming right over and I'm standing here. 593 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,546 I still can't believe I got the one ring I was missing. 594 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,881 I guess magic does exist, huh, guys? 595 00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:38,583 So... where is it? 596 00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:39,784 Uh... 597 00:18:39,853 --> 00:18:40,985 It's really close. 598 00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:42,620 Like, just a few feet from here. 599 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:46,023 Um, why are you all standing by the bathroom? 600 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,226 We think Jason Momoa might be in there? 601 00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:49,328 Oh. Cool. 602 00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:51,496 Um, so can I have my ring now, Tina? 603 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,731 [sighs heavily] Well, I have some news 604 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,393 that might be difficult to hear. 605 00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:57,635 Jason Momoa is not in there. 606 00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:59,237 Our handyman Teddy is in there. 607 00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:01,772 And any second now, he's going to poop out the- 608 00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:03,007 Here you go, Jimmy Jr.! 609 00:19:03,008 --> 00:19:04,476 Here's your finger thingy! 610 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,344 Oh. Thanks, Mrs. Belcher. 611 00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:07,922 [satisfied grunt] 'Kay, bye. 612 00:19:07,923 --> 00:19:10,415 Good luck with whatever you're pooping out in there, I guess. 613 00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:11,383 [Teddy] Thanks so much! 614 00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:12,434 [door opens] 615 00:19:12,435 --> 00:19:13,886 -[door shuts] -And I saved the day. 616 00:19:13,887 --> 00:19:15,187 Where the hell did you find it, Mom? 617 00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:16,421 It was pinned between the table 618 00:19:16,422 --> 00:19:17,823 next to the grill and the wall. 619 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,424 I tripped and bumped into the table, 620 00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:20,826 and it fell and rolled right out. 621 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,059 You're lucky I'm a klutz. 622 00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:24,418 Yep. You're Mr. Bean with boobs, and we love you. 623 00:19:24,419 --> 00:19:25,998 Oh, my God, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. 624 00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:27,266 You're off the hook, Teddy! 625 00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,233 You don't have to poop anymore! Ever! 626 00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:31,103 [Teddy] Thank God! Pressure's off. 627 00:19:31,104 --> 00:19:33,771 Oh, wait. I think the launch sequence has begun 628 00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:35,139 and it cannot be disabled. 629 00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:36,974 Oh, okay, Teddy. Okay. 630 00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:38,973 -The rocket is rumbling! -Okay, okay. 631 00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:40,878 T-minus five and counting here! 632 00:19:40,879 --> 00:19:42,481 We're stepping away. Back up, back up. 633 00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:43,448 -Hey, everybody. -Hey, Bob. 634 00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:44,850 -Daddy-o! -Papa! -Hey, Dad. 635 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,851 So, guess who got stuck in an elevator 636 00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:48,019 at the mall with Hugo. 637 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,087 -Me. -The mayor! 638 00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:50,168 Oh, you said it was you. 639 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,289 -Yeah. -Was it awful? 640 00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:52,857 Yeah. But then it was okay. 641 00:19:52,926 --> 00:19:54,158 It's a long story. 642 00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:56,457 Also, I'm keeping the blowtorch. I earned it. 643 00:19:56,458 --> 00:19:58,297 Can you skip to why you're holding soft pretzels? 644 00:19:58,298 --> 00:19:59,364 Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme! 645 00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:00,532 The food court people at the mall 646 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,466 gave them to me as sort of an apology. 647 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:05,365 They took one look at you and they were like, "I'm sorry." 648 00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:06,725 There's ants all over them. 649 00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:09,740 Oh, dear. Yeah, let's just toss that bag in the dumpster. 650 00:20:09,741 --> 00:20:10,842 I can eat around them. 651 00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:12,510 Bob! You say you have pretzels?! 652 00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:14,979 Can I have one? Just shove it under the door. 653 00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:16,848 ? Who's the man with the cleanest hands ? 654 00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:18,816 ? Impounding openers of the can? ? 655 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,018 -? It's Hugo ? -? Hugo ? 656 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,987 ? Who's the guy with the eagle eye ? 657 00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:25,257 ? Making sure people eating your food don't die? ? 658 00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:27,525 -? It's Hugo ? -? Hugo ? 659 00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:29,327 ? Customer protector ? 660 00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,596 ? He's a hero health inspector ? 661 00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:33,864 ? Public safety he is guardin' ? 662 00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:36,100 ? And he's a little bit like Tarzan ? 663 00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:37,935 ? Hugo ? 664 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,939 -? Aw, yeah ? -? Hugo ? 665 00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:44,241 ? There goes Hugo. ? 666 00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:45,977 [Tarzan yell] 667 00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:47,279 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 668 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,295 and TOYOTA. 669 00:20:49,296 --> 00:20:53,846 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0